AFTER much clamour, I finally decided to take my girlfriend to see the hit movie, Barbie. I paid for the tickets, drove her to and home, bought food, everything, being the ‘man’ in our relationship.

Barbie is everything wrong in western society. It is an indicator of ‘man’kind’s (no pun intended) societal decay.

This movie is ‘woke’ garbage and our daughters should not be fed this poison. Why the war on men? Basically, all men are dogs, sorry I meant Kens; everything we do is toxic masculinity and the patriarchy is an extremist group.

Here you have a movie that is further ingraining the feminism and independence and ‘don’t need a man’ culture in the minds of females, leading to this competition and hatred towards males.

What rights and privileges in 2023 do we men have that a woman can’t get? Men and women are not the same. Yes, there are some jobs men can do because by nature we are physically stronger; a woman can do it, but it will obviously be harder.

Ken is made to look like an absolute idiot because he is essentially a biological male in a Barbie world. Then the movie goes off about men in leadership positions, whether by board members, judges, politicians, along those lines (shades of Clarence Thomas), and there is a disdain that men shouldn’t have those leadership positions and women should abandon their traditional roles as mothers to pursue their careers.

Also, spoiler alert, when Ken goes out into real world and sees the respect and importance of men there and tries to implement some of those habits in Barbie land by amending the constitution giving men rights to vote, the Barbies try to make the Kens jealous by loving up other Kens. How toxic? On the flip side, Ken lives in a matriarchal world, but he didn’t complain about the wage gap, protest masculinism through the media, or start an Only Fans account; he just went about his business without complaining and fought for equality; psyche! What a Ken (con) job! But in the end, he became miserable and went back to the way things were!

If this movie were flipped, imagine the uproar, war and chaos that would’ve erupted across the world.

On a serious note, there is a deep evil and an agenda of societal reconstruction in this film that should be rejected outright that is meant to destabilise the world order and destroy the nuclear family by first destroying men.

Messi in an Inter Miami kit is what men should be idolising and women should be idolising Barbie. Men and women are not the same, we need each other.

Kendell Karan
Chaguanas